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A famously phallic columnar cactus — a smooth, upright novelty that never fails to raise a smile. Tough and easy.
Full sun to bright light
Every 2–3 weeks; when fully dry
Non-toxic to pets
Care Guide
Loves full sun to bright light. A south window is ideal.
Water sparingly — every 2–3 weeks, only when fully dry.
Non-toxic to pets, though spines can hurt — place out of reach.
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This columnar cactus is a well-known novelty grown for its smooth, upright, distinctly shaped stems. Cheeky looks aside, it’s a genuinely easy and rewarding cactus that thrives on sun and neglect.
Give it bright light with plenty of direct sun and water only when fully dry, reducing watering in the cooler months. Sharp drainage is a must. It’s non-toxic, though best sited where its form can be enjoyed and where it won’t be brushed against. ‹Confirm exact species for precise care.›
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